Ma: You know TAHO is really good for your heart. It fights cancer and strengthens your cardiovascular muscles. You see, so---y--- *chokes from eating taho* soya beans are anti-cancer! *clears throat*
Pa: No bloody way! ANTI-CANCER PALA EH? Bad for your health, ya know. "ANTAY"-CANCER? that soya magic will kill me before i know it. im not gonna wait for cancer cells to blow my head off you see!
Me: *slurp slurp then bursts into volcanic surge of laughter* @_____________@ !^&#^*!(^#*(!^ FTW PAPA!
Ma: ~___~ your papa is genius like you! thank goodness, you were born with your papa's brain... *continues eating taho*
Me: ?___________? WADDA MA?
Pa: ehehehehe *winks uncontrollably*
After 10 minutes or so....
Pa: Oooh, this taho is really yummy! More like fake leche flan. THIS IS REALLY A FAKE LECHE FLAN! *slurps like a madman*
Me: %______%
Ma: yeah... this veggie soya is not like any other taho you can buy on the streets. Those poor dirty white 10-peso tahos taste like white cement. That's their (taho vendors) strategy ya know! They mix white cement with soya taho to earn more.
Pa: LOKO KA PALA E! DI NANIGAS TIYAN MO NUN? BUMUBULA PA BIBIG MO NOH!
Me: PWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
papa pwned mama! =))
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