THE DAY MY NOSE SAID, "EEEEEEENOOOOOOUUUUUUGH!"

this is what we're going to do on ap. i hope everything turns out great.

ohmygosh, kem won in hayok earlier this morning. they beat kohlen and the gang. but hey, cursor was pretty great and competitive. they even ate those garlic thingy that really smelled so eeewwww-y.hehe

anyway, i don't seem to know what's wrong with people nowadays. why do they smell weird? as in SUPER WEIRD.

this morning, on my way to school, a lady sat beside me inside the jeepney. she was an old lady who looked like real baked sapin-sapin (if you don't know what a sapin-sapin looks like CLICK ME! )

i mean, the sweltering sun was up, minuscule particles of dirt swirled in and out of the jeepney, commuters were jammed and hurried in the middle of nowhere-near-where-they-need-to-be, but this old ancient lady still put on her best 5-inch JIMMY CHOOOSEE, colored her lips with ever bilena red lipstick, masked her wrinkly eyes with bright purple eye shadows, bathed her self with the cheapest, most insect-attractive perfume in the whole wide world, and rode a public vehicle in her shortest, skimpiest skirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

oh come on one lady of a hag, please please please show some decency and respect for yourself. yes, you can say you are not hurting anyone, but oh gosh, A FREAKING HUMAN NOSE is a part of anyone. and if you want to shower yourself with CALACHUCHI perfume extracted from CALACHUCHI flower boiled in GINGER EXTRACTS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE DO NOT TRY TO GET NEAR ANY HUMAN NOSE BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY DAMAGING THAT ONE TINY ESSENTIAL PART OF HUMAN FACE.

Without the sense of smell, there would be no food, and if there would be no food, there would be no me and you. So, may the bushy, private land of nosal wallachiachia be with you! =))


then after hayok, i accidentally stepped onto a puddle of garlic-mayo-onion-pancit-canton puke that caused me to smell like microwave-pasta shit the whole day. >__________> deyn.



i tell you, today was really tragic for my nose. :S