A big aggressive cockroach landed on my lap just minutes ago. It was going nuts because mama sprayed Baygon all over our living room. The cockroach probably had no choice but to go upstairs and take refuge in my bedroom. I was so shocked that I screamed on top of my lungs, and woke up the neighborhood.
You see, I can walk past a cockroach, and nonchalantly disregard it. BUT. I. CANNOT. EVER. HANDLE. A. FLYING. AGGRESSIVE. INSANELY. CRAZY. BITCH-LIKE. COCKROACH.
AS. IN. NEVER. EVER. FOREVER. IN. MY. ENTIRE. LIFE.
I just cannot kill a cockroach because I get so scared of its white oozing pus-like fluid...
OMYGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incoming news...
Another crazy bitch-like cockroach attacked me as I type this post!!!!
I cannot live anymore.
Dear Buddha, Allah, and Papa God help me to continue to live in this world filled with crazy bitch-like cockroaches. My heart can take no more casualties and cockroach surprises.
Just so you know cockroaches love beer and bread. Guess that's the reason why they are insanely crazily aggressively flying all over the place. You cannot mess with someone who just had his fill.
KBye. Hope this cockroach invasion would end asap.
About
- Finella
- hi. i'm finella. i like a lot of things and i think i like to feel. i also enjoy taking long walks, and watching dolphins&other sea creatures, and going to museums, and being with a few people, and eating mexican/indian food. the usual stuff—art, music, books, russia, trains, airports, philosophy, psychology, and literature— intrigue me. i'm an engineering student (MS soon to be PhD) and i don't feel like one. and i think that's okay as long as i stay true to myself. i am very idealistic, but at times, like right now, i don't feel like one because i am an enfp. my only dream is to have a constant happy disposition. that's very idealistic and i'm quite pessimistic so i don't know.